how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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