I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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