Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Randomize
