I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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