My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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