I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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