Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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