I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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