In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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