Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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