Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
