a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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