i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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