I wish I could teleport
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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