I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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