erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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