So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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