How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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