You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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