i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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