didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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