So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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