No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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