There is no way he is gay with that hair.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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