Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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