I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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