Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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