Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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