I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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