you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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