She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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