We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
