he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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