Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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