i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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