it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
All I want is dick and wine.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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