But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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