To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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