dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
