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this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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