She is in my trunk
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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