What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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