she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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