We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
