1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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