So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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