My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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