Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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