that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Randomize
