After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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