Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Drunk walkin through police station. America
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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