Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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