how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
