He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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